the-perks-of-being-a-vvallflower:

I Constantly Thank God for Esteban.

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

niceworkbonedaddy:

the first time i heard ‘but it’s better if you do’ i thought that instead of him saying ‘isn’t this’ i thought he said ‘edison this’ so for a couple days i thought they were singing about lap dances with thomas edison

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

dirtyalec:

sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

indiandaughter:

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

annoyingtwink:

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